Saturday, September 23, 2017

The University of Nebraska at Lincoln, and Other Bullshit

                                                                     

Universities are the downfall of contemporary society.  Four-year universities are predatory entities which select students whose parents have the ability to take out loans to pay ridiculous amounts of money for classes which are (generally) useless, and then students are penalized if (god forbid) they can’t sustain 12 credit hours.

Additional bonus:  students HAVE to live on campus freshman year, thus ensuring they will have to pay the university more in housing than in actual tuition.  (And I won’t even address the financial rape of the cost of textbooks- usually written by the professor teaching the class.)
Here’s the deal:  sometimes, life happens.  College coursework if often totally inapplicable to reality.  A student needs about half of the bullshit classes offered by any given university, but if that student doesn’t pay the extortion fees; they’re fucked.  Student end up taking nonsense courses, only because there are NO REAL ADVISORS on the UNL campus.  Professors are forced to take on x-number of students per semester to advise, thus they don’t care.

Personally, I am tired of acquiring personal loans to pay off college classes that get my children a whole lot of nothing.  Nothing.  They get a degree.  Awesome.  What does that degree get them?  Nothing.  UNLESS … they are trying to be a lawyer or a doctor or a teacher or an engineer (or some other field which is specially designated to train a human being to do a job).  Or UNLESS, they get lucky and stumble into a field which is hiring.  Sounds like a pretty shitty investment, yes?

Getting a degree in the humanities is like taking $20-$40,000 in cash and wiping your ass with it.  Cross your fingers and hope, right?  Mortgage your future on something which MIGHT work out … maybe. 

Why is today’s society preying on the next generation of people??  We are putting them in a position where they have a college degree, but can’t afford to live anywhere or pay any other expenses besides the college loans they (and parents, on their behalf) took out. 

Maybe, one day, the United States government, and their state counterparts, will consider the possibility of EDUCATING college students, rather than feeding them lies about the requirements of any given job. 

I am a high school teacher, and I thought my job was to help prepare kids for college.  As it turns out, colleges are just a “higher” level of education, on the level of “going-to-the-library-and-checking-out-books”.  To be perfectly honest, most students would be better off reading books from their local library than throwing money at possibility. 

Read a book.  Read a lot of books.


And fuck universities, until they can pay a little respect to the young people who are keeping them in business.