So … I’m selling my shit now. My finances have arguably never been in a worse place. I do not go out and spend extraordinary amounts of money on stupid crap, but I certainly make enough money that I should not be stalking ebay to find money to buy Christmas presents. Fucking ridiculous.
What’s a girl to do? Find a new husband who is stupid and wealthy? Coerce my husband into changing professions (and ultimately making LESS money)? Stop using the ONLY things which distract me? (Netflix and movies On Demand?) This should NOT be happening. I have stuck to a job I love (seriously, honestly, no lies…), but I am NOT meant to do the same thing for the rest of my life. I know that at the very bottom of my existence.
An (unnamed) person pointed out a hokey thing the other day which really hit home. I am an Earth Sign. I had no idea what that meant, so he looked it up for me. Here is the explanation of what earth signs are supposed to be like …
Talk about rocks. The most stable, consistent and sometimes rigid of all the signs. Once they make up their minds, like mountains they cannot be moved without huge efforts. Practical, patient, reasonable, and persistent are these signs. If you want to make sure a project gets done and gets done "right," call on an earth person. They will stick with it until the bitter end. Not much one for spontaneity or flexibility. (that’s the air signs) Not as sensitive as the water signs, the earth signs are still aware of the needs and often want to serve others. These people are not much one for the limelight. If it can be done, an earth sign will do it without the need for recognition.
Often so rigid, they become stuck with old routines to the point of impracticality. Fear of starting something new, earth signs can be very cautious to the point of missing a great opportunity. Conventional to a point of boredom.
If you see an adult asking why repeatedly, you can pretty much be assured you are in the company of an earth sign.
Well, shit. Summed up by some semi-astrological internet site. I want to argue with it, but … what’s the point?
So I start off talking about being poor and stalking ebay and end up delineating my qualities as an earth sign. Maybe the subconscious notation here is that I should sell myself, although I think the proper channel there is craigslist, not ebay. At least I might be able to sell a kidney or some other organ I don’t really need. Any one need a body part?
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