Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Fill in the Bubble



                I am a teacher, and I would like to be fired by my school district.  Please.  Fire me.  Let all of the teachers reapply, and then hire me if I am the best choice.  And then my school district can pay me on a merit-based system, just like every other job that has legitimacy in society.  Teaching may be a government job, but I don’t want any special favors.  I want my profession to be respected by society – not pitied or congratulated, but valued.  Doctors, lawyers, architects, engineers, teachers.  The word “teaching” does not follow, does it?  Teachers are basically low-level government employees.  No clearance, no pay. 

                Should we take a step back and acknowledge that teachers are responsible for roughly 8 hours of a child’s life every day?  Do we really want to hand over our children to teachers who are half-assing their job?  I have three children in school:  one in college, one in high school, and one in elementary school.  I work in a school.  I went to school.  I have seen hundreds of teachers in my life.  Just like in any profession, there are effective teachers and shitty teachers.  I don’t see why it’s so hard to pay the effective teachers what they’re worth and fire the shitty teachers.  Yes, it might take a few years to weed out an ineffective teacher, but that is true in any profession.  And please tell me what other profession has tenure so that employees can’t be fired because of the backing of some big, bad union?!  Being a teacher should not make a person immune to the workforce rules.  People need to earn their job not just once, but over and over.  A trial lawyer would not have a job if he or she kept losing cases, just like a teacher should not have a job if his or her students are not learning.

                Having said that … how do we tell if a teacher is doing his or her job well?  Test scores?  Yes and no.  The test scores WOULD be an excellent indicator IF people didn’t suck.  But they do, so … teachers (SOME teachers) will cheat.  They will do whatever it takes to get the good test scores.  If their pay is based on those scores, there is even more incentive to cheat.  Just last year, we had teachers giving students the state writing prompt beforehand so their students would do well when the actual test happened.  Teachers should know that cheating is totally fucked up and doesn’t represent learning, yet if pay is tied to scores, the shiftiest “teachers” will get paid the most money.  Maybe they ought to correlate the in-class and state test scores to the ACT and SAT to see if these kids really know what the hell they’re talking about.  (How you do that, I don’t know.)

                I know that I am supposed to get “observed” a couple of times a year, but it’s a miracle if that happens.  I think that teachers should be observed all the time.  I know that’s inconvenient for administrators, but teachers act differently when an evaluator is in the room.  Is it really so ridiculous to acknowledge this?!  I try not to change how I act, but the presence of an “outsider” affects every teacher.  I don’t think my students would say I’m terribly different, but there is still a subtle change in behavior on my part.  (And theirs…)  If teachers didn’t know when they were being evaluated, that would be ideal.  I know it sounds a little Big Brother-ish, but surprise attack these teachers and see how they teach on a day-to-day basis!  Video tape them.  Keep them honest.  Don’t schedule a date to observe them so they can pander to the person watching.  Let them know that the community is not fucking around!  As a parent, I want to know what my child is learning during the day, and I want to know how he or she is being treated.  Is the teacher an asshole?  Is there a lot of wasted time?  Are the students being taught to a test or being taught something valuable? 

The biggest problem here is that some parents are going to (potentially) react badly to certain concepts from the class (especially in high school) that they don’t agree with.  I think this where parents need to let go for a minute.  I may not agree with all the things my children’s teachers teach them, but I am also a parent, so my JOB as a parent is to talk to my children about these things and give them an alternative perspective.  I cannot shield my children from ideas with which I don’t agree.  I don’t WANT to shield them from those ideas.  It’s the acceptance of a conflict of ideas that makes America a great place!  When we shut down opposing viewpoints, we insulate ourselves to the point that the children are unprepared to properly participate in society when they come of age.  A strong and confident child (read:  parent) is not afraid of people who don’t agree with them. 

Americans need to think about what they want from the teachers in their country and then fall in line behind it - NOT based on personal or religious ideology, but based on the value of knowledge in and of itself.  Socrates drank hemlock and killed himself rather than rebut his teachings publicly; that’s how it should be.  Teaching is a mission, not just a job; and those people who are doing it as just a job because they couldn’t decide on anything else need to get the fuck out of Dodge.  Work at Starbucks or Whole Foods or something, but get out of the way of those of us who want to change the world by making people more informed and more intelligent.  I’m not talking about making students believe one thing or another; I’m talking about teaching people how to think, something which is largely absent from most teachers’ curricula. 

Think about who you want your children to be – what you want your children to know – and make these people who teach your children (and the administrators who dictate their bullshit curriculum) RESPONSIBLE for what they get paid for every day.  Pay attention, get the qualified people in the classroom, keep them accountable, and then let the magic happen.  Learning doesn’t have to be an antiquated thing; it’s actually quite valuable in the 21st Century.   

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