Kanye West was at the White House the other day. Let me just repeat: Kanye West was at the White House the other day.
An aside: Here is a list of things which Kanye West has said out of his face-hole in the past:
- “Every time I say something that is extremely truthful, out loud…it literally breaks the internet. So what are we getting all the rest of the time?"
- “One of my biggest Achilles heels has been my ego. And if I, Kanye West, can remove my ego, I think there’s hope for everyone.”
- "I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me. Like, oh great, now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
- “I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things.”
- “If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility.”
- “I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.”
- "I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it."
- “Just imagine if I woke up one day and I was wack. What would I do then?"
What the fuck, Kanye? But I get it. You're a rap guy. You are living some kind of dream. You're married to a super-rich girl who made a sex tape in which some shitty "rapper" came on your wife's back and now her and her sisters and her mom and whomever talk about eating at restaurants or film their vacations at places most ordinary people could never, EVER afford, or some shit. That's cool. Who are we to judge?
So ...
What was the next step in Kanye's ascent to the top? The fucking White House. Donald Trump let Kanye West come to the White House and spew a bunch of hot nonsense. KANYE rolled into the room, and DONALD TRUMP was star-struck. Really?! How does a marginally insane rapper roll into the White House and awe the President of United States?? Probably because they are both reality TV stars, which is objectively the WORST kind of tv star: Suck-up, star-fuckers.
Think about this: our president is "friends" with a reality TV star /rapper. And the PRESIDENT is in awe of this vapid motherfucker. (by the way, that last word is one that Kanye used in front of our president).
Quote from Kanye IN THE WHITE HOUSE: Trump “might not have expected to have a crazy motherfucker like Kanye West supporting him.”
Okay, then. I guess America has ... changed courses ... (?) . White America now values entertainment over actual reality? Is that a thing? (Probably). Also, I dare anyone to share this Trump/Kanye exchange with the old, white men, and tragically delusional older, white women, who voted for Trump, (who most likely didn't watch this recent, embarrassing exchange in the White House), and ask them if they still agree that DJ Trump should be in charge of ANYTHING - like a light switch for example - let alone the entire United States of America. Ask ALL of them. ALL 50 states (plus Puerto Rico, where he threw some paper towels at victims of a natural disaster).
(Also, apparently, Jim Brown doesn't matter, because he was just there in the background.)
(And then Kid - Fucking - Rock took the mic from the president later in the day ...)
Let's MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN by taking this ridiculous, embarrassing motto off the table and actually making America better. Fuck "great": we're not even in field-goal range of "great". Let's just make America semi-viable again. This grandstanding shit happening in the White House is a fucking joke. On America. America is (sadly) relegated to an Onion hashtag now, because what's going on in this country is a kind-of funny anti-joke.
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