Today, during lunch, I got an earful about sex. All the different kinds of sex. Many, many things which I did not need to know about it. Dicks. Dick size. Insertion. Depth. Blow jobs. Swallowing v. spitting. How many? How often? Why?
That last questions hits home for me more than anything: why?!
I'm not a prude, but the blatant, objective, comical honesty coming out of these girls' mouths (no pun intended) was like being at open mike night with Sarah Silverman and Chelsea Handler and Amy Schumer all trying to outdo each other, except all the stories were originating from one girl, who (apparently) was just trying to share her life, while educating a couple of lesbians and a virgin. (And, unfortunately, me.) .
So ... I guess I (accidentally) made a "personal connection" with some people today.
Now, I'm going to have to forget all of it, otherwise every time I see her ... well, that's what I'll see.
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