Saturday, July 6, 2019

Independence Day

I don't even know what the word "independence" means.  I am, in reality, independent of nothing and no one.

This holiday, the 4th of July, like so many others, doesn't appeal to me.  Blowing shit up, and paying a bunch of money to do it.  Listening to other people lighting off Jerry-rigged bombs all day and all night.  Good stuff.  Probably great for the environment.

Other holidays:
My birthday:  don't care.
Other people's birthdays:  see above.
Christmas:  Christians stealing pagan rituals and pretending a star was born.
Easter:  Pretending the star rose from the dead.
Halloween:  Pretty cool, but also a chore, with children.
St. Patrick's Day:  Fuck pseudo-Irish people and drunken idiots.
Labor Day:  I'm on board.
Veteran's Day:  On Board.
Mother's/Father's Day:  Shouldn't have to be a holiday to love your parents.
Thanksgiving:  Celebration of destroying a culture, with gluttony.
New Years Eve:  Yep.  Have to buy another calendar.  Cool.

(Just another positive PSA for no one.  You're welcome.)

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