What a
great name for a band, yeah? Except if
you’re in Russia. Oh, and except if you
sing songs with anti-Putin messages in front of a Russian Orthodox Church. What the fuck were you thinking, girls? You don’t live in America! You can’t just park your ass in front of a
church and start saying what you think!
(or singing it, for that matter).
People in Russia don’t fuck around with religion; Russia sucks. They need SOMETHING to keep them hoping for a
better tomorrow, and it’s called heaven.
Russia is such a shitty, cold, poor country that people don’t even want
to leave, because thinking about leaving makes them tired. And cold.
And hungry.
I get
what these girls were trying to do – draw some attention to the fact that Putin
was stealing back the presidency of Russia – but what did they think was going
to happen after they staged their little protest? Putin is ex-KGB! He ENJOYS fucking people up! (A lot.)
So what
are they being charged with?
Hooliganism. That’s fucking
outstanding. We need to get that labeled
as a crime over here in America. Before,
during, and after every Nebraska Cornhusker game (or any other sporting event,
I suppose), the entire crowd would be subject to arrest. Adds a little spice to sports, yes? Imagine how many people would be arrested at
international soccer games!
The “victims”
in the case are people who work at the church.
They were so offended by the heresy, that they pressed charged (egged on
by Vladimir, I’m sure). The victims’ statement
talked about how the secular parts of Russia were ruining it for all the
religious people. As it should be,
religious people! Take your heads out of
your asses! You live in Russia, and you’re
fucked! Praying about it won’t make
anything better, nor will persecuting (prosecuting) young girls who were dumb
enough to speak up.
Let me
put it simply: you can’t hide like an
ostrich up god’s ass and pretend like the people who don’t buy into religion
aren’t there. Why be offended? If you’re so right about heaven and hell and
whatever else, just be happy that all those OTHER noisy motherfuckers will be
burning in hell soon.
God (Allah, Buddha, Mother Tree…) Bless America and the First Amendment!
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