Thursday, August 9, 2012

Pussy Riot



                What a great name for a band, yeah?  Except if you’re in Russia.  Oh, and except if you sing songs with anti-Putin messages in front of a Russian Orthodox Church.  What the fuck were you thinking, girls?  You don’t live in America!  You can’t just park your ass in front of a church and start saying what you think!  (or singing it, for that matter).  People in Russia don’t fuck around with religion; Russia sucks.  They need SOMETHING to keep them hoping for a better tomorrow, and it’s called heaven.  Russia is such a shitty, cold, poor country that people don’t even want to leave, because thinking about leaving makes them tired.  And cold.  And hungry.

                I get what these girls were trying to do – draw some attention to the fact that Putin was stealing back the presidency of Russia – but what did they think was going to happen after they staged their little protest?  Putin is ex-KGB!  He ENJOYS fucking people up!  (A lot.)

                So what are they being charged with?  Hooliganism.  That’s fucking outstanding.  We need to get that labeled as a crime over here in America.  Before, during, and after every Nebraska Cornhusker game (or any other sporting event, I suppose), the entire crowd would be subject to arrest.  Adds a little spice to sports, yes?  Imagine how many people would be arrested at international soccer games!

                The “victims” in the case are people who work at the church.  They were so offended by the heresy, that they pressed charged (egged on by Vladimir, I’m sure).  The victims’ statement talked about how the secular parts of Russia were ruining it for all the religious people.  As it should be, religious people!  Take your heads out of your asses!  You live in Russia, and you’re fucked!  Praying about it won’t make anything better, nor will persecuting (prosecuting) young girls who were dumb enough to speak up. 

                Let me put it simply:  you can’t hide like an ostrich up god’s ass and pretend like the people who don’t buy into religion aren’t there.  Why be offended?  If you’re so right about heaven and hell and whatever else, just be happy that all those OTHER noisy motherfuckers will be burning in hell soon. 
God (Allah, Buddha, Mother Tree…)  Bless America and the First Amendment!

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