Thursday, February 26, 2015

On Teaching Persuasion

                                                                             

Give a teenager an opportunity, and they will step up and get weird.  (Thank god.)

Our current public school endeavor is to defend a bad habit.  Most of my students thought of something within the first 10 minutes:  lying, cheating, stealing, procrastinating, being lazy.  Others had to think about it overnight before they came up much more dark topics, like getting drunk, smoking pot, fist fighting, and (I swear I’m not lying here) murder. 

The point of the essay is not to be satiric, something I reminded them of repeatedly, but to actually defend doing something that most people think is bad.  If someone says to you, “you’re being greedy”, they don’t mean it as a compliment.  But greed drives capitalism, so it can’t be all that bad.  Or if someone says, “you’re being selfish”, they don’t mean it endearingly.  But come on, selfishness is sometimes necessary so that people don’t slip into the terrible mode of caring about everyone’s needs before they take care of themselves. 

“Bad” habits are what make people individuals.  I’m not saying we should all pick our noses or gossip or speed in our cars all the time, but people will be people – flaws and all. 

I am a compilation of all my traits – good and bad.  All the bad shit that lives in my psyche contributes to who I am.  Sometimes I’d like to hit RESET and get rid of all my flaws, but if I did that, I would suck at my job, because I wouldn’t be able to relate to the students who are broken and weird and quirky and confused.   I am all of those things too.  With all due respect, I like the deviants more than the brown-nosing rule-followers.  They’re more fun. 


So the next time someone implies that you should or shouldn’t do something, think about YOU.  Be selfish for a second.  If the thing you’re doing is heroin, you should probably stop before you overdose; but if you’re just being you, flaws and all, then fuck ‘em.  Do what you want. 

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