Monday, February 2, 2015

Teaching (Plus 8 Other Jobs)


                I am a teacher.  I am a parent.  I am a coach.  These three things rarely conflict, but they always intersect.   With one of my kids attending the high school where I teach and another one attending our feeder junior high, it’s quite impossible for the worlds not to collide.  Most of the time, I don’t even think about it; I don’t think my kids are mortified by my presence in their school district, nor am I embarrassed by their (sometimes outrageous) personalities in my place of work.  So the whole thing is kind of symbiotic; I like it. 

                One of the many overlaps is sports-related.  I could go on a very long (and tedious) rant about that whole shit-fest right now, but I won’t.  Here’s what I want to talk about:  TIME. 

                Simply driving my kids to their various sporting events and then sitting on my ass for hours at a time is exhausting.  I realize that I’m not actually doing physical activity during these sporting events, but there is something intrinsically draining about sitting on a metal bench and cheering on a bunch of teenagers with a ball. 

                Anyway, I digress.  Yesterday, I took my 13-year-old to three basketball games (she plays for four different teams), and then all the feeder teams were invited to watch the varsity girls’ basketball game, followed by a pizza party.  Fun stuff, right?  I actually dropped my child off at the high school, went home, felt like an asshole for not attending the “party”, and drove back to the school.  I watched the varsity girls’ game, and then everyone ate pizza, and then we watched the boys’ varsity game.  Sum total for the day = about 10 hours. 

                That’s not my point, though.  I had children, so I don’t get to complain about their activities.

                My point is that when we went to the high school basketball games and the pizza party (in the cafeteria, so, at the high school) I saw about 30 other teachers there.  They were taking tickets when I walked in the door, they were supervising the different games happening in the building, they were coming back from other games/tournaments/events with their extracurricular events, they were selling concessions, they were sponsoring their cheerleaders/dance team/step squad members, and they were supporting their own kids, who happened to be playing in those games. 

                Bottom line:  being a teacher means that you are sucked into the vortex of high school almost all day, all the time.  A lot of those teachers were doing the extra hours simply because it pays well, and they don’t make enough actually educating people to pay their bills and/or get ahead.  We don’t get to just go home at the end of the day and leave work at work, because the very nature of our job requires more than just showing up 9-5.

                The guy who coached the varsity girls’ basketball team tonight, for example, didn’t just spend an hour at the school during that game.  He spends five days a week running practice, and dozens of hours every week watching film in order to coach properly.  And then he’s got to do the bro-huddle bullshit that comes with any coaching position, where he kisses the asses of the principals and the athletic director and the athletes’ parents. 

                On and on and on … until teachers spend one too many days on a bus, missing their OWN children’s activities, and then they quit out of utter frustration and exhaustion.  Our current public school system model sucks.  No other jobs requires that kind of personal sacrifice for such mediocre pay.   And if a person wants a teaching job (especially in high school), they will commit to sponsoring a club or sport.  Period. 


                Well done, America.  Way to have your priorities straight.  

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